The pit of hell is not a wishing well
It's not a 10 day pleasure cruise
Or a Las Vegas review.

No lights to brighten up my way
It's not a TV show--this much I know!
For I am there
And it's not like anywhere
I've ever been before!

It's deep and dark--slimy and green--
Like no place I've ever seen!
Oh! if I could come up
And see the sky so blue
Then I would know--
I"M OVER MY FLU!!!