It's Party Time

My E-mails are having a party
They decided to get together for coffee
I hear they're even having cake brought in
Don't know what they're celebrating
Never mind that I haven't read them
Never mind that I might need them
Just how long they plan to be
Is something I can't forsee
When they come to their senses
And realize that they can't actually
Drink this coffee
And eat this cake
Then maybe I can read them
And delete them
And get on with my life
For Gosh Sakes!